Cthulhu For President "Why Settle?" T-Shirt
Why Settle for the Lesser Evil?

Have you lost all hope in the future? Tired of Big Government? Sick of greedy, corrupt officials? You are not alone! Become one with the Elder Party! The greatest evil in the universe just sunk to new depths, and has announced his intention to enter politics. Don’t settle for the lesser evil! Heed the call of Cthulhu! Get ready for muck-raking, magic, and mayhem (with a little help from the world of H. P. Lovecraft.)

This is a high-quality 100% heavy cotton tee. This shirt colour is grey with a five-color silk-screened image of declaring your support for Cthulhu as President.